MONKEYTRICKS
MONKEY AROUND RESPONSIBLY.
AND REMEMBER: IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU BANANAS,
THAT’S JUST CODE FOR “TOP BANANA”—AKA THE FUNNIEST, QUIRKIEST, MOST POTASSIUM-PACKED LEGEND IN THE ROOM!
IF THEY THROW A BANANA AT YOU... WELL, THAT’S JUST MONKEY APPLAUSE. CATCH IT AND BOW.
Bugged Out Bedlam
GO OUT TO THE NEAREST BUSH AND FIND AS MANY LADYBUGS AS YOU CAN. PUT THEM IN A JAR WITH A SCREW LID AND HIDE THEM SOMEWHERE IN YOUR ROOM. ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED, SNEAK INTO THE BEDROOM WHERE YOUR PARENTS ARE SLEEPING AND POUR ALL THE LADYBUGS UNDER THE COVERS. SNEAK OUT, BRUSH YOUR TEETH, SAY GOOD NIGHT, AND GO TO BED. NOW, JUST WAIT FOR A SCREAM. GOOD LUCK!
Sling Shenanigans
Sling Shenanigans
BRING A SAW, A PARENT, AND FIND A SUITABLE BRANCH THAT CAN BE SAWN INTO A "Y" SHAPE. SMOOTH THE EDGES TO REMOVE ALL SPLINTERS. CUT THE ELASTIC BAND OFF DAD'S UNDERWEAR AND TIE IT TO EACH SIDE OF THE BRANCH. SEE IF YOU CAN FIND SOME PINECONES OR SMALLER BALLS. SET UP THE EMPTY CANS THAT WERE LEFT BEHIND AFTER THE MIDSUMMER CELEBRATION, PREFERABLY IN A PYRAMID. NOW, COMPETE WITH ALL THE MISCHIEF-MAKERS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD TO SEE WHO CAN KNOCK DOWN THE MOST CANS!
